UNREPENTANT MISTRESS 3.... Amaka vs Pastor Jerry

I,AMAKA DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME!!!!!Some people think the life I lead is evil! HA!!!(I laugh in French, Swahili and Hausa).
 Gone are the days when I gave a crap!!.  So keep that in mind when you hear what I  have to say today.
I was introduced to a "Man of God" by an associate.

Now, Calling him a "Man of God" would be like calling a Porn Movie "Family Entertainment". His name is Jerry, Senior Pastor/Founder of a BIG Church in Rivers State.

The man has some veeeery dirty fantasies that he played out with me ALLLLL night and every night he called for my "services''

 I had a lot of fun with him He opened my eyes to a whole new
 world of ''Kinky-ness''. I still have the "spank-marks" to prove it!

Jerry had no boundaries in the bedroom. His wife was too "PG13" to keep up.
So I was there to do things his wife would NEVER imagine.
Because of his "status" everything had to be discreet (which was fine by me)
All I was interested in, was my money. GBAM!!
Jerry was  generous. He had the money and he spent like  a ROCKSTAR.
One night, while we were ''at it'' in a hotel room, "his Church" program on tv came on air(which incidentally, was the same moment HE "came")
It was a great experience, seeing the two sides of Jerry in action at the same time.lol

  A couple of months ago, I received a  call from Jerry. I was excited to go see him, but the moment  I entered the hotel room, I knew something was off about him.
" This has to stop!" he said, staring at the floor like man awaiting trial.
"I am a pastor," he said.
(Well,DUH!!)I  thought.
"My ministry is suffering" he continued.

'' Is that what you called me here for?" I asked. I was pissed  off.  So,...I cancelled on another BIG SPENDER that night just so I could come and Hear a "sob-Story??"
WHAT RUBBISH???
After our last "session", this "Man of God" had promised me  an extra N1m for my Birthday. My going rate is N2m per night by the way.
Why??
Because my thighs are worth it. THAT'S why!!!

"Jerry, I am not a Priest, I don't hear confessions" I was getting furious!!
"Where's the money you promised me??"I spat.

There was silence in the AC chilled room for a long time.
He gave a long sigh then said,

" hmm.... the One million I promised you?"
I stood there in silence arms folded across my chest. So I shaved and came out tonight panty-less for nothing? Nawa o!!

"That's not a problem" he said slowly opening his IPad.
"But I never want to See you again. My church and family have suffered enough" he said finally.

This was bad, I thought
Why hadn't the "Jazz-man" warned me?I knew I should've brought extra charms. He was a good source of income and now I was losing him.I had to think of something....FAST!!!


" I won't accept One Million again" .I said with a lot of anger in my voice.
He stared at me curiously from his seated position.
"Since this is a pay off, you will pay me Four Million!" I Said flatly.
"WHAT???"he stood up quickly, as if he wanted to physically assault me.
I casually eyed an empty bottle of coke by the bed.
Just in case.....!

"Do I look like a fool ???"I was shouting.
"Okay, so you're tired of shagging me abi? Unless you want this in the news!"
He had a shocked look on his face.
''You will pay me that money, if not eh???"
There was another long silence in the room as we stood staring at each other.
He was a Man of God, I was a prostitute, he had a church, a family, a reputation,.....and I didn't care.
He knew I had him.
It was time to leave.

"Amaka please be reasonable''. was the last thing I heard him say as I walked out of the room.
" I  await the credit alert. goodbye Jerry".

I knew exactly what I was going to do.


As I drove to the church premises two days later, I tried calling Jerry again and again. Still no answer. I remember smiling at myself. I didn't expect him to answer .He was at a Pastors' Retreat in Lagos. I just needed to be certain he was out of town.

Rule No1. Of being a Mistress "....when it comes to your money, always be ready to make a scene....ANYWHERE!!!"


I walked into the reception, ignoring everybody seated like I owned the place. I demanded to see Pastor Jerry's wife.
After about  twenty minutes or so, I got to see her
Long story short,
 I told her EVERYTHING.......I could see her hands shaking and the tremors across her face as I talked.
She was hurt, but more so ANGRY.
If she could've strangled me, ripped the tongue out of my mouth, torn out my throat with her teeth  and set me on fire (in that order)she would've.

 But wouldn't dare she WAS the Pastor's wife after all. What would people say?Besides,she was a church elder the last thing she needed was a scene in her office.
she was very quiet for a long time as she stared at me. She was barely containing the  mini-volcano inside her.

Seconds passed.

"So I want my money madam, I am willing to do whatever it takes to get it."I said.
Your husband's ministry cannot survive a scandal like this....I have videos!"
Her eyes popped open at my last sentence.Ofcourse I was lying, but SHE didn't know that. And neither would her husband.
Another eternity passed as tears began to form in her eyes.
I almost felt sorry for her.
She was married to a man that barely looked at her all these years.
She had given her life to him. Now she was trapped in a lifeless marriage and because of her status, she couldn't tell anyone about it.
"Just leave your account number and get out of my sight,.....you will reap what you sow!"
Her voice was filled tremors. This wasn't a good day for her.

I left her office.
A day later, I received the Credit alert on my phone.
I was elated.


I don't care what happens to his marriage. His wife was shocked when I told her what my "duties"to her husband entailed. (don't blame me, she asked and I needed to get the pleasure of scaring the crap out of her)
Right now, he is busy with "damage control" trying to save his marriage(laughs)Do I care???
A "soft-heart" has no place in the work I do.
Money is all I know.
Judge me if you must. My accounts speak for themselves.
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP THIS LIFE!!!
I am the Unrepentant Mistress!
Husbands/Wives, BEWARE!!!!!
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Whether this is fact or fiction, marriage is sacred......and so are the promises we make to the people we claim to love
I'm no expert
I just tell it like I see it.



life is a choice my friend
so choose wisely
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