PREZ DE LORD!!
I haff a Beb!!
I am Pride to announce dat I haff a Beb, and I don need you no more. You haff mess up ya chance, and miss ya millions, now my Omalicha haff land to chop ma moni.
She haff send her Pi-jor to ma inter net www.na-meweybornmoney.com .Ma new beb is too much!
Her ''UKWU" Odi-supa and her ''BOBS'' is not med in Taiwan. Her face is like London babe
When I see de Pi-jor I fall in luff becus she muss chop ma money.Now when I slep, I see her face. when I wake i see her face...CHEI!!!!
Ma Tura-beby,Ma Ego-vin baby.My Five-alive,Fanta-orange and complet vitamin C, !!!!
If she ask for dollar,I give her Pounds
She wan Blackbai-ree10...Biko! I have buy Blackbai-ree 12.
I will take her to New yuck in London and buy eny car she choose.If she provoke me, I buy her Range rofer wit Numba plats; RV 1 OMALICHA
Ma babe nem is Ekaette ........and she speaks like Oyibo.
She haff told me she is vai-ree good in bed, and she can do five rands per night.I cannot wait!!!!
I cannot wait becuss,I haff find ma wife.
We must Sess tru de night becuss ma luve-meking is one in town!!!
Unfaillingly next week,I will be in Nigeria to meet wit my love
you fake babes are regreting becuss you haff miss moni and expert Sess-machine.
Fullish gehs! dats how you loose ya husband!!!!!
Me and my luve are haffin first Date next week when I returns from China.
I cannot wait to show her correct luff-making.
when I finish wit her,she can not wakeup for two days.
oh!Chineke haff give me joy!!!
life is a choice my friend
so choose wisely
enough said
so choose wisely
enough said
Comments are welcome......
Spammers on the other hand, would be shot, run over with my car, thrown off a cliff,
hung by their toe nails, and made to watch me do the MAKARINA....... in slow motion.
I'm just saying
congratulations oga celestine... hope she is not out jst for ur moni. cos i dnt knw hu can manage u o. rotfl
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha..@ i will take her to New yuck in London
DeleteMr celestian goodluck inugo
Enjoy wit ya babe
Smh, I wonder how Opus manages to construct this grammar? Its like hieroglyphs, I can't even read it properly.
ReplyDeleteehm. ok i like this writer vry much. Opus do you have a girl friend? cos i am really interested
ReplyDeleteEmmanuella yes oooo. The writer has a boo and soon alter calls. Me is men on the suit, back off before I call others from her friend chain.
Delete#warning.
Lmao
Delete@ Emmanuella. Ohhh yesssss, for the sake of National peace, please wanyorly & kajaly take a lot of kilometers away from that area. He does not just have a boo; he has an extraordinary phenomenal boo. Like I said earlier on, for National peace o.
*dropsmic&walksaway*
Lol. You'd like to think so wouldn't you?
Delete*monalisa smile*
Don't really understand this write up
ReplyDeletehmm. Cele bobo. do u knw wht ekaette wld do to you in bed? biko dont forget to come n give us gist o.
ReplyDeleteNice one opus. n pls answer emmanuella o. cos she is nt d only one dt is interested. rotfl...
lol! Opus you don enter. Rotflmao!!
ReplyDeleteAbeg make you buy zimmer frame from China carry come meet Ekaete o because you fit to need am after 1 night. Very funny write up.
ReplyDeletefunny piece
ReplyDeleteLmao very funny
ReplyDeletePlease stop attacking Emmanuella. She is expressing her mind. She was polite to ask if he was already engaged some ladies like Opus writes don't care.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your soon to be walk down the aisle.