ROMANRIC PROPOSAL #2

NEWS FLASH!! MRS HAWTCHICK AND MR BEER GUTS have called off their engagement

(for readers that don’t know, Mr Beerguts and Mrs Hawtchick are characters from my article titled “ROMANRIC PROPOSAL". This is a follow up of that article)
Details are a bit sketchy but what we know is this;

The recently engaged couple had a major disagreement over the wedding plans and budgetary Concerns.This drama led to Mrs Hawtchick calling off the wedding/engagement.

According to Mr Beerguts ;
“Because we dey plan wedding no mean say we no go chop for house oh!“
According to sources close to the couple, Mrs Hawtchick felt this was unacceptable, she slapped him,

and flung the engagement ring at him. I believe her parting words were ; “Fugg-off!”

She has since then  been spotted around Port Harcourt  with a “new male friend” whom we hear is “a Big Boy” in the oil and gas industry.

When asked about the incident with Mr Beerguts, Mrs Hawtchick had this to say;

“De  whole werring  ar-raynmen wuz yust  a fuggup.E don av morrey for werring? Wur sur-ro sheat iz dat? I av many politi-yans,big boys in shell, Ayip, and Alli-butin dat  wanna sez me  and gimme gud morrey.Am a big geh in Porra-Cutt  mehn, I need a romanric guyn! My werring garra be big and  spe-yial!”

As ridiculous as this sounds, it’s a crazy trend.
A lot of people  seem to be fixated over big weddings these days.Personally, I think if you can afford it, and that’s what the two of you want, then I guess it’s cool.
But if you can’t,
“You go kill ya-self?”
Does the cost or size of the wedding determine the success of the marriage?

Recently a couple I know, broke  off their  engagement because they couldn’t afford “a society wedding!”
I’ve heard a couple of people say to Me that if a wedding doesn’t have, this or that, they won’t marry .
I guess I’m old fashioned and a hopeless “romanric” at heart.
To me, a wedding is a ceremony that marks the beginning of a couples journey into marriage.  
                       

Big weddings, or "Society weddings" are cool, but if you can't have one, you go die????? Sha,

Whatever Wedding or “Werring” you choose.
Life is a choice my friend,
Choose wisely,
Enough said.


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