ALEXA RANTS!!!

Hello,my name is Alexa and I want to get married.I wont say my age,because I know the people on this blog have bad mouth.All I can say is that I've been single for long enough to know that I've been single for too long.





I just don't get why men are so dense?First they love you,then they don't! I'm tired of going back and forth like this.I mean how hard can it be to get married?Why is it so hard?I've been faithful,I've washed,cooked,cleaned and offered up my body like some philanthropic prostitute.And what did I get out of it?A ring-less finger,a broken heart and an over-used vagina.

I mean,I know girls who couldn't do One Tenth of the things I've done to "make love work".And guess what?All those girls are married WITH KIDS.Can you imagine that?Then look at me,almost Thirty and alone......Oops!Almost told you my age.But what do I care?Men are just clueless.I just want to settle down.Enough is enough!

I recently called off a Three month relationship with a guy named David.I'll say this about the guy sha.He was Hawt!Like Idris Elba Hawt.

Sex with David could've been torn from a scene from Game Of Thrones....or 50 Shades Of Grey. It  was nice,it was awesome.But that was the great part of being with David.The crappy part was HE HARDLY CALLED OR SENT ME TEXT MESSAGES!!!

Now,I know this sounds silly, but I like my man's voice to be the first and last thing I hear everyday.Okay,if he can't call, what about sending a text,bbm,whatsapp or Facebook message.But what did I get from David?Excuses!"I'm very busy, work schedule's crazy, I'm tired bla bla bla.

Ladies,lets be honest.We like it when our man checks in on us during the day.It feels nice.I'm no exception to this.Frankly,I don't care if you dismantle Nuclear Weapons for a living,JUST KEEP IN TOUCH!

And Who says its wrong for me to drop the "L"bomb on a guy after four months of dating?Is it a crime?Why would he freak out because I used the word "Love?"Whats wrong with these men?Am I not lovable?I'm an attractive beautiful woman.I run a successful blog for my Company.The Site gets over a million pageviews a day.The site makes a lot of money from Google adsense,Jumia,Amazon and Konga.

Heck I have even made headlines once. "Sexiest bloggers in the country.... Alexa ranking first". Yea I am all that. Never mind that that was one of those sleazy tabloids, but hey I was on the covern That counts right?

I'm not boasting,but I'm not poor. but still I can be humble,I can be submissive.....so why are these men running away?

David broke up with me few weeks after that.Did I complain?Did I threaten to kill him?No!I cried,I was heart-broken,I felt small but I moved on.

I tried being single for awhile,Until Eze came along.I really have no Idea whats going to happen with him.He's taking me to see a movie today.After that,he wants us to have a drink somewhere.I really hope it works out with him.I'm so tired of being single.I have to get married.

Will fill you guys in in the next episode.






LIFE IS A CHOICE MY FRIENDS
SO CHOOSE WISELY
ENOUGH SAID

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