ALEXA RANTS 2

Hello,Alexa here again.


Okay,so I went on a date with Eze.I'll admit,it wasn't what I expected.The truth is having been through so many first dates,you kinda get bored with the same old routine;"What do you do?,Do you love your job?,what happened in your last relationship? and blah blah blah.It just goes on and on and on like a crappy re-run of a crappy Tv series.

Anyway,I indulged him.




I answered his questions and smiled the way Sansa Stark smiled at Joffrey Lannister when she first met him(Boy was she dumb).

Anyway,he told me he was looking for a serious relationship.He said he wanted to marry and have kids.

Personally,I'm very suspicious when an extremely good-looking successful Youngman says he hasn't been able to settle down for so long.


I mean seriously.


Abi other girls no see am?

I know what you're thinking.How in God's name am I supposed to find a husband if I'm so picky?

Listen,I'm not being picky,I'm just being careful.These guys are very sneaky.They come off sounding like Idris Elba but  are actually 007s with a license to Kill.Most women are defenceless against against guys like that.


U go blame us?They are so cool and know all the right things to say.

Mbok! Me I don't like wahala o.The guy was too cute,too smooth for me.I personally have a thing against extremely good-looking guys.Can you blame me?Guys like that can get into your pants faster than you can say,"Winter is coming".I'm just so tired of being deceived.

Maybe its me,maybe I'm too scared.Maybe I'm too fortified.I don't know.But the dude flinched when I asked if he had issues with meeting my mother.Now,I know what you're thinking ;"Alexa,u sef why u go ask am to see ya mama on first date?My dear,If a man is serious,such a request wont stop him.When a man wants to marry,he CAN'T be undeterred.

But that wasn't it oh! Before the bad belle people on this blog cuss me die!I asked him how long he thought a standard courtship should be.You know what dis bros told me?He adjusted himself in his chair and said;"Well,it all depends on how/if we get  along and how compatible we are"

Seriously???

He can't give me a definitive answer?I mean should I make it an article on Huffington Post  before these men get a clue?I want certainty,I want a defined time line.Not some speculative response.So what's going to happen? We're going to shag for a bit until he gets tired and dumps me?No way!!!

I knew dating Eze would be dangerous.He would turn me into an insanely possessive woman.Did I need that?No way.

Well,I told him goodbye at the end of the night and left.Eze wasn't the one for me.He was just too good looking.


Well,I guess I'm back to square one.Met this guy on Facebook though.Dudes been chatting me up for a few weeks now.He seems nice.He recently asked me out on a date.
*Fingerscrossed*


.....to be continued.


LIFE IS A CHOICE MY FRIEND
SO CHOOSELY
ENOUGH SAID.


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