Thursday 30 July 2015
MIMSY
“Come off your high horse, Mimsy, this dude is cute and rich. What more could you ask for?” Adaure said to her friend gesticulating wildly.
“Look Ada, I get that you are on honeymoon fever, but love is not contagious. Stop trying to hook me up…. I am not interested in another blind date” Mimsy replied taking a sip of her cocktail.
“By the way, where's your husband? He should come and take you off my hands biko” she continued.
“Kelvin is cooking dinner, so he asked me to get out of his hair for a few hours”
“I wonder why” Mimsy rolled her eyes.
“I know what you're thinking and it’s not true” Ada said with a knowing smile.
“I'm thinking you're the most exasperating, opinionated and pushy friend I have. Thank God your husband knows it too”
“Oh please. I might be all that, but you're stubborn and strong headed” Ada replied.
“Whatever!” Mimsy giggled, as she went through her phone.
Long Pause.
“Just give him a trial, believe me…. If you see him ehn, very cute bobo. You know I have great tastes........”.
Mimsy raised her hand abruptly, stopping her.
“One more word about a blind date, and I'll bring THIS date to an end...... I don't need a blind date.....Gbam!!!”
Ada pouted her lips and rolled her eyes in surrender.
“So,...... tell me about your trip to Paris…. At least I can enjoy love vicariously” Mimsy said excitedly.
The next day, Mimsy sat on the deck of her brother’s boat, looking out towards the ocean.
She loved sailing with her him, but work had been so hectic, she rarely had time.
She wished he was here to take her out to sea, away from the hustle of the city, but she was alone on the boat.
She caught sight of a jet ski in the distance.
At least SOMEONE was having fun.She thought,if the loud giggles were anything to go by.
She smiled, and lay back in the deck of the boat and dozed off.
Ten minutes later, she was awoken by the sound of laughter.
She sat up, and looked in the direction of the laughter. There were about six people on the deck of a boat next to hers, and they seemed to be having a party.
There was music blaring from the speakers of the boat, and the girls were in bikinis.
One of the guys noticed that she was looking in their direction, and came closer.
“Hello” he shouted above the sound of the the music.
Mimsy waved at him hoping he would take the hint and go away.
“Would you like to join us?” he asked.
“No thank you” She replied and another guy joined him at the edge of the boat.
“Hello” the new comer said smiling at her.
Mimsy heaved a sigh, waving her solitude goodbye. “Hello” she responded.
“I offered her our company, and she declined” the first guy told the newcomer.
“You should join us” Mr. newcomer said, giving her another of his smiles.
Okay,he was cute.She thought.
“Thank you, but I’d rather not” She responded.
“It’s his birthday. So do it for the birthday boy” the first guy said to Mimsy.
“Happy Birthday” she said to newcomer, and one of the bikini girls, came and latched unto his side.
“Thank you” he replied. Then he pulled off his shirt, showing abs that took her breath away, then executed a smooth dive into the sea to the applause of bikini girl.
Show off!She thought to herself.
There was no way a guy that hot was single.....just no way.She concluded as she stood up gathering her things.
“Sir I informed them, but they declined” Mimsy said to her boss few weeks later.
“Woo them. That is what you should do. You can't expect to seal such a deal over the phone..." he responded glaring at her.
“.....I need this deal, and if you are not able to get it, then I wonder what I pay you for” he continued.
“I'll try my best sir” Mimsy replied.
“Your best had better be good enough” he barked, dismissing her.
Twelve days later, she was still plotting on how to ambush the director in whose hands her fate seemed to lie. His secretary had refused to let her see him, on four occasions saying he was busy and Mimsy was getting desperate, her boss was breathing down her neck.
“Look Ada, I need to meet with the guy one on one. I am certain I can convince him. But for his b***h of a secretary” Mimsy lamented.
Ada chuckled.
“I'm serious here...... My job is at stake”
“Look Mim, you and I know you really don’t need a job. You have money” Ada said looking up from her phone.
“Unlike you, I choose to work. It gives me satisfaction” Mimsy replied.
“Well if you need satisfaction, follow my footsteps. Get a hobby, marry a rich and handsome husband,then f**k him until you get pregnant”
The meaning of what Ada said dawned on Mimsy….
“ You're pregnant......?”
“Yes!” Ada screamed. Mimsy enveloped her in a hug.
Mimsy was dressed to kill. She was ready to sleep in this office today, if need be.
She loved dressing up to improve her morale.
She walked towards the elevator.
Her phone began to ring in her purse. She reached for it and.......BAM! She almost collided with a man.
He smelled divine.
“I am sorry” she apologized, getting out of his way.
“You look really familiar” he told her, turning towards her. then it dawned on her that indeed she had met him somewhere.
“Birthday boy!!!” she gasped.
“Yea, that WAS you on the boat” he said smiling.
“What brings you here?”
His voice was sexy....HE looked sexy.Watching him talk was like watching soft porn.
“I am here to see the Director of Operations for the fifth time in two weeks, but his secretary is a pain in my a**......pardon my French..... You?” she replied.
He smiled and said,
"Don't worry,I speak French too...flently I might add.
They both laughed.
“Anyway,.....I AM the Director of Operations, ....and Yes,....... Sarah can be a pain In the a**” he said laughing.
Mimsy was speechless......embarrassed.
“My mum often said my mouth would be the end of me” she said awkwardly.
“Well not today. I'm Harold ” he offered her his hand.
“I am Mimsy” she replied,as she took it.He hard a firm palm,but held hers tenderly.
She felt her temperature rise.
“Well Mimsy, I am off to a lunch meeting, but you can ride with me........ or we could reschedule ” he said with one of those his smiles.
“My car......” She began.
“My driver would bring it behind us” Harold said.
“So when did you start keeping secrets from me Mimsy?”Ada asked some weeks later.
“What do you mean?” Mimsy replied, slicing onions by the sink.
Ada stopped stirring the pot, and turned to look at her friend.
“Hmm, it must be serious, you want to lie about it” She said.
“I don't know what you are talking about” Mimsy responded.
“A man jor........I'm not blind, it's pretty obvious. oya,spill” .
Mimsy smiled, and shook her head saying “Nothing gets past you oh,this amebo. It’s nothing serious. Just leave it at that.”
“You know me better than that. So we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Your choice.”
“Jeez… okay. Remember that Director with a secretary from hell?” Mimsy asked.
“Yes.....?” .
“Finally walked into him....... Literarily.Dude blackmailed me into having lunch with him.”
“And….?" Ada prodded.
“One thing led to another that’s all. Nothing serious.”Mimsy replied.
“Oh my God….. And you kept me in the dark? I can't believe this. I am so happy” Ada said laughing and going to give her friend a hug that shocked her.
Mimsy’s mind was on Harold, as she stepped out of her car. They had been dating for three months already, and Mimsy still couldn’t believe how she fell for him hard and fast. He added colour to her life, giving her a spark that had been missing.
And ofcourse,he was an Epically Awesome Shag.
She saw Ada coming out of her house, with her arms around a man that didn’t look like her husband Kelvin. When she got closer to them, she realized it was Harold.
“Harold” she said surprised.
“You two know each other?” Ada asked.
“Of course we do. This is Harold” Mimsy responded.
“I can't believe this” Ada said with a laugh.
“This is Harold, the one I told you about, who you described as a blind date from hell” Ada continued.
“Okay I'm lost here” Harold said, looking from one woman to the other.
Mimsy and Ada burst into laughter.
"WTF" they said together still laughing.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR MIMSY WE WISH YOU LONG LIFE AND PROSPERITY, HEALTH, WEALTH AND HAPPINESS
LIFE IS A CHOICE MY FRIEND
SO CHOOSE WISELY
ENOUGH SAID
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Wow, I thought as much. What a stroke of serendipity. All the blind dates I've declined, how come I haven't bumped into the guys anywhere? Maybe I should get on a boat, but I'm a hydrophobe.....*musing*
ReplyDeleteMe too. But seriously, I would love to go on a blind date. So if you're a cool dude between 36 and 40 and single , contact me for a blind date.
DeleteHappy birthday Mimsy. God's blessings always
Hehehe....single and mingle coming up soon. Goodluck Oyibo
DeleteHehehe....single and mingle coming up soon. Goodluck Oyibo
DeleteAwwww.... this is soo romantic * dreamy eyes* happy Birthday Mimsy.
DeleteAwwww.... this is soo romantic * dreamy eyes* happy Birthday Mimsy.
DeleteI was literally watching a movie. Opus, u want love to start worrying me now.
DeleteHawt Mrs, pls tell opus dat i don't want love to catch me joor
@chuks, join me in the chant, "bring back the horror..."
kindly visit
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Hbd Mimsy, God bless ur new age.
DeleteBring back what horror? Abeg oo
DeleteAwwwww! Such a sweet story, so much love flowing....aaaawwwwww! Mimsy your days and nights be bliss, fun and favoured. Happy belated birthday. Been having packed days, hence my nocturnal side ruling daily. I hope you had a blast.
DeletePam, let love catch you.
DeleteIt is a sweet something.
Happy birthday Mimsy!
ReplyDeleteOpus you got me smiling all through
I love this "love story" more of it please
Sweet! I love this story like kilode. Happy birthday mimsy, God bless ur age.
DeleteNice story, I guess it soothes Mimsy's temperament. Well done for this gift Opus.
DeleteThanks guys, I'm blown away. Lol @ epically awesome shag, this personality fits me perfectly, I wish I could find me a Harold. Thanks a billion guys and happy birthday to me.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to ya!! And yeah wishes do come true, you'd see hehe
DeleteHappy Birthday to ya!!! And yeah, wishes do come true, you'd see... *winks
DeleteOpen your eyes wider @Mimsy there are many Harolds around,even here self!
DeleteMimsy, pls 'Just give him a trial, believe me…. If you see him ehn, very cute bobo...' the bobo na birthday gift to u o. Wish u the very best in life. Enjoy
DeleteHappy bday dearie. U will find ur Harold soon.
DeleteDavid y do i sense u r using style to tell her u r another Harold? hehehehehehe Style bu aka olu.
Delete@ Precious, it is allowed. Opus, Opus, Opus.......how many times did I call you? My only sister is Adaure and that Adaure character suits her perfectly, I almost thought it was my sister you were describing, hmmmmm, na wah o!
DeleteHappy bday day dearie God's blessings and favors
DeleteHappy birthday, mimsy. May you find your Harold soon.
DeleteSo both wre shagin one guy...lol
ReplyDeleteRead the story again. You are lost
DeleteRead the story again. You are lost.
DeleteDey weren't. Read it again
DeleteWho be dis ? @Abigail be careful o! How you wan talk say Adaure de shag Harold? Haaa! Read well naa, na my younger sis you wan diss mistakenly o!
DeleteSorrrrrryyy guys i didnt read d story well b4 nd my hair dresser ws causin serious pain 2 my hair so i typed out of pain.....happy bday mimsy wullnp
DeleteLooool.
DeleteI was gonna send e-slap your way yesterday, Abigail.
Lol. I know the feeling. Sorry you hear.
Delete@Abigail, you are forgiven.
DeleteThanks u guyz
DeleteLol....@HawtMrs thank God u didnt cus am sure i ws gonna receive
DeleteThanks Pamela....nd CHUCKS
Delete@Abigail, you are most welcome.
DeleteUW dear
DeleteThis remind me of one adage that says* ukwa rue oge ya odaa*[ there is time for everything] I tkink Mimsy got herself a good friend in Ada, cause she knows what is right for a friend!
ReplyDeleteGuy! I di sharp meeeen!
DeleteAbiii
DeleteA-ha.. where is my initial comment Opus?
ReplyDeleteOpus has given ur comment out to Mimsy as a birthday gift.
Deletehahahaahahah.
DeleteNo be small birthday gift. Lol
DeleteBeautiful! Happy birthday Mimsy
ReplyDeleteHappy bday mimsy.. may ds Harold come into ur life. Mrs Lade
ReplyDeleteAmen!
DeleteAmen
DeleteHmmmmm. All the blind dates I av been to, just didn't worth it. So I won't try dt again. HBD Mimsy, may ur days be long n fruitful.
ReplyDeleteTry before your next birthday, you will be glad you did because a good huge gift awaits you.
DeleteLol.
DeleteThe oracle has spoken!
Chuks, predict Tsunda's future na.
Some blind dates r just like Dat. The Harold's are not always there to meet us.
DeleteI remember a blind date, real definition of blind date from hell abeg! Lovely story
ReplyDeleteSorry dear. Some are like dat. Most times, Harold only exists in the books. Mtchwww
Delete@ Pamela Orji, Please tell them. N moreover this Harold is shagging his secretary but Opus ll not tell us. Lol
DeleteBuhahah sunshine u cray, who told u he is shagging his secretary.
Delete@Bunny, ndo! Shit happens! @Sunshine, most times when those secretaries act that way, they are shagging the boss.
DeleteHahahaha @Sunshine.
DeleteIKR
I agree with u @sunshine. Maybe datz y she was so protective of him. Didn't want a pretty gal seeing her boss. U garrit
DeleteHappy bday mimsy. May you live long n prosper
ReplyDeleteGreat read/feel good story...
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday mimsy
Hbd mimsy, many more years to come
ReplyDeleteThis is really story for the Gods...! Now every girl ll be dreaming of getting a 'Harold' n they 4get say na naija we dey. Abeg make una try manage d Tunde, Ali and Chukwudi cos most Harolds only exist in ROMANTIC FICTIONAL STORIES...(I wish I learnt this earlier *tears*). By the way, Happy Birthday Mimsy, God bless your new age.
ReplyDeletechai... True sha
DeleteLol. They should manage the likes of pastor Bosco abi? Biko, my Harold must locate me.
Delete@Sunshine, no naaa, chill...Harold's abound, just open your eyes and see.
Delete@ Cici, a big Amen *smiles*. @ Chucks I can give u a thousand and one reasons why most Harold re fictional. Lol
DeleteI support sunshine on dis one. Datz y I've stopped reading romantic books nd stopped romantic movies. They fill ur head with sweet things but wen u don't see it out there, u become disappointed and angry. Abeg, I no get time biko.
DeleteI believe their r just few good Harold's cos most of this Harold's have a hidden skeleton. So I'm not raising my hopes up so I won't get disappointed. Cos like sunshine said, na naija we dey.
Sorry love I have my harold....had 2 kiss many frogs before I met him tho.my heart is totally @ peace.
DeleteThanks guys for making me feel special, I can't name y'all but I love you guys. Opus/ivy for making me feel special today, I feel like doing the makarina in fast forward motion. Iyke, I await my Harold. Thanks again, kisses everyone.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday girl, wishing u more blessings of God.
DeleteLovely story.
Receive him! Now!
DeleteHappy belated birthday, gurl.
DeleteHope u had fun.
Uw dear.
DeleteSomeone pls enlighten me on wat dis makarina thing is.
Happy birthday. Hope u had a fun day.
DeleteHappy Birthday Mimsy. Hope u had a fun day
DeleteHappy Birthday Mimsy. Hope u had a fun day.
DeleteHappy birthday mimsy!!!
ReplyDeleteMimsy in the story, you have found real love andd I guess it ends in this pagezm
This was so unusual... was looking 4ward to something tragic @ d end. Lol... Opus haff killed me. HBD Mimsy
ReplyDeleteSame here.
DeleteI anticipated he was gonna drop her like a bad habit.
Yeah...Harolds exist!
Been there, done that. *shines teeth*
Nicely worded, Ivy.
Keep it up.
Finally, someone in the spirit. Thank u jare.
DeleteHappy birthday Mimsy.
ReplyDeleteThis post could have been Cici though. I so love it.
Opus, oya write a story for cici.
DeleteHow many times na?
Delete*side eyes*
Ask me o.
DeleteInteresting story...
ReplyDeleteOpus well done ooo, be chewing colanut with most of my comment.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me where is our very own queen reign seems she's been MIA for a while, hope u r good dearie.
ReplyDeleteNice story, You go love LOVE after reading stories like this and U cant help but feel good and happy weda na you catch better 'Harold' abi na Ikuku ...lol or not. Opus/Ivy more grease to your elbows, well done
ReplyDeleteA very Happy Birthday Mimsy, may u recognize and accept your Harold when he shows up soon 'eyes rolling'...lol.
Wooooow a story wit a happy ending.
ReplyDelete