ALEXA RANTS pt 4. 7days to Valentine.

Na God go punish all these men!


Can you believe it, seven days to valentine and I still don't have a man? Chai! E don reach wey I go carry my rant reach Huffington Post and Facebook oooh! Infact, I should go on Twitter and Nairaland and vent. What rubbish? Is sex all they want? Nobody wants to get to know you or take out time to woo you. All they want is; " Oya hang leg for window, ....or hold protector make we Fire down!!!" And people wonder why women say Nigerian men are not romantic. This is just wrong. I'm so tired of all this. My parents think I'm either confused or a lesbian. "Alexa," my mother said softly over the phone Last week. " If you're a lesbian, please tell me. I promise I wont judge you. I'm your mother"


Can you imagine that? Now I'm a lesbian because I'm still single at my age? Chai! I've just had It up to here (being my eye level) with all these men. There are times I really wish I were one of the dragons from Game Of Thrones. I for carry fire roast all dis Nigerian men. Haba! Is it fair? All I'm asking for is a serious relationship that would lead to marriage. Is that rocket science or some rare form of Algebra? Everybody wants to knack, no one wants to love. Is that what 2016 is going to be about? Why are men so wicked? I mean seriously, why? Should I Google it and find out? Why? Why? Why? I dey church dey reason this thing.

This is just so unfair.

Some cute guy contacted me on Badoo.....( yes, I'm desperate...sue me!) and don't look at me like that. Yes I'm on Badoo,  Twoo and 2go. Is it a crime??? Some of you on this site haven't had sex since Obasanjo left power. At least men are trying to sleep with me.

Anyway, this cute guy chatted me up for a bit.


 He sounds nice ( but they all do when they have knack on their mind) But these men sef nawa. Una tin no dey take sabbatical? Hian!!
 Engine wey Dem fire too much dey need servicing. But Una no wan hear.

Well, Mr cute lives in Port Harcourt  and wants us to hook up later. Personally, I'm not optimistic. All these men eh?

Please, I'm looking for love...not knack. If you're a serious minded person biko leave your number in the comment section....I'll contact you. But if you're a "Knacker, Player, or D**k-Commando," holster your organ and keep it as far away from me as possible ( I no come township to act Blue film) stay  away from me and may the God of Abraham and Isaac  punish you well well.


Mtcheew!

My date's in an hour, wish me luck


LIFE IS A CHOICE MY FRIEND
SO CHOOSE WISELY
ENOUGH SAID.




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