THE POTION!!

"Come and buy come and buy!"The Smallish buldgy eyed sales man was screaming  into the Public Address System.

It was a little difficult to ascertain how many different fabrics made up the multicolored coat he was wearing.In front of the man was a large red cloth spread across the ground.

There were dozens of strange colored  bottles strewn across the cloth.

A small group of people had gathered around the hungry looking sales man as he brandished a small yellow bottle in his left hand.

"De original cure for all Man diseases!!Are you having problems wit ya man-hood?is ya woman complaining dat you cannot perform well in bed?Are you tired of her calling you a 'small boy?'wen was d last time ya woman sed to you 'Beby do it again?'Biko,de answer is here....."
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"......Oga we go need to work Radiator"Came Dayo's baritone.Charles tore his eyes away from the Sales Man to stare at the Mechanic.

He could already feel the beginnings of a migraine.

The hot blast of the afternoon sun  always did that to him.

Dayo was evil.Charles thought.

Like most mechanics from this side of the planet,Dayo was a skilled extortionist.

"Replace which Radiator?"Charles winced.

Dayo made a face.Apparently,he didn't like repeating himself.

The hot air inside the Mechanic workshop had an assortment of foul smells that troubled the Moi-Moi he'd had for breakfast.

Why was Dayo so inhumane?Charles wondered.Hadn't they fixed the radiator just ladst week?if there was any justice in the world,some mechanics would be hung by their toe nails.

"Oga,you no say  dat radiator don old...."
"Look Dayo,...."Charles began.His migraine was getting worse and the foul smells and intense heat seemed to be rising.

He loosened his tie.He could feel thick beads of sweat under his shirt.

He hated mechanic workshops with a passion.

"....I took permission to leave my office today just so I could be here.This is not the time for....."

"....No matter ya size,once you drink this,you will become giant and ya woman will quote Genesis to Revelations....."The Sales man was saying.

Why was he so interested in what the clearly fraudulent sales man was saying?Charles wondered.

Okay,he knew why.

It was Dawn....all Dawn. Actually,it was the expression on Dawn's face when they'd "tried"having sex the night before.

Did she have to do that?He wondered.After three years of marriage, she still made him feel small with a single stare.Okay,wrong choice of words.

She made him feel.."less".

But does size really matter?

Wasn't true love supposed to see beyond that?

They'd had a "Christian Courtship"no sex,or kissing.It hadn't been much of a stretch for Charles.He was proud to say that he'd lost his virginity on their wedding night.

He was really proud of that fact though Dawn hadn't been impressed.Obviously SHE wasn't a virgin on their wedding night.

Needless to say,he found out his " Blushing Bride" had the sexual Libido and  Prowess of a seasoned  prostitute....on steroids.

And if that wasn't bad enough, he had to contend with the size of their organs.Which realistically speaking were....incompatible.

"God!It's so small she'd said with a flabbergasted expression.

It had hurt him deeply....even more deeply than the pain in his head.

"....you tin is too small,dis potion will make you big,if you cannot perform more Dan one minute,dis tin will make you a lion......"

There were more people gathering around him.

"....a lion....?"I Charles whispered to himself.

"...oga...??...."Dayo said with a somewhat discombobulated expression on his face.

"....em...you know what?....just change it..."Charles said as he continued to stare at the sales man and his small congregation.

".....why are you dying in silence?why are you a small rat when you can be a big Rambo?....If you drink dis,oh Jehovah dis night she will see Operation-Kill-And-Bury.....When you hammer her dis night she will say,'Daddy it have do'...so come and buy come and buy....."

Charles seemed enthralled.

Was this the answer?Was this what he needed to prove to his wife that he was a man?

For three years he'd questioned his masculinity. Dawn was the only woman he'd ever been with,so he had no other point of reference.

God forbid he should ever cheat on her.He thought.

Maybe if he took this, they'd finally have children.

".....being that you can't even satisfy me in bed,....I might just cheat on you oh...."Dawn had said that morning in the bedroom.

Was she supposed to say stuff like that to him?He wondered.

He remembered staring at her in shock for a few seconds.

"....just kidding..."She'd said later as she playfully tapped him on the shoulder and padded into the bathroom.

The previous night's "Session"had lasted a little over a minute and ten seconds.Which he thought was an improvement considering that their previous ones were under Twenty-Five seconds.

Ofcourse,she hadn't seen it that way.

"Hian!its bad enough that you're small,...now I have to contend with ......'Concise Shagging?'....Nawa!"She'd exclaimed.

Charles was beyond ashamed at her words....at himself.

"....come and buy come and buy....with just Five Hundred Naira,you can change ya life.Drink it Five minutes before 'action' and ya wife will sing Hallelujah!!!"

And so Charles walked over and purchased a bottle.

Dinner was fantastic as they lay in bed that night.

Ofcourse,Dawn hadn't cooked it.And not just because she was tired.But because she couldn't cook for s**t.Charles didn't mind though.He loved her anyway.

Besides,he could afford Chinese Take-outs for the next five years without so much as a dent on their finances.

Dawn had already turned her back to him on the bed.

For the longest time,he lay there staring at the ceiling.

His thoughts went to the "potion"he'd acquired and hidden in the bathroom.
He just couldn't risk Dawn seeing it.He hated lying to his wife.What would he have told her anyway?

"Sweet heart,due to my "small" size and the Abrupt nature of our "Sex Sessions"I decided to purchase a sex potion from some guy I met in the mechanic shed this morning.Now don't freak out.I'm sure he's  reliable ( if his dirty multicolored coat is anything to go by) Best case scenario,I shag the living S**t out of you tonight.Worse case,I have a heart Attack and die on top of you.But what's life without risk?....wanna try it?"

Knowing Dawn,she'd probably run out of the house at Warp-speed if he'd told her that.

After another minute or so,he got off the bed and went into the bathroom and shut the door begin him.

He took the bottle out from under the sink.It was an area Dawn never checked.Maybe because she'd never cleaned a bathroom in her life.

But he didn't mind,he could afford cleaners.
Charles emptied the contents of the bottle into his mouth.It actually tasted  nice.Almost like apple juice in fact.

What am I doing?

He could get Typhoid,Diahorea,Cancer from this.

But what's done is done.He thought as he sat on the toilet seat.

Ten Minutes later,he felt a sudden surge of energy and an intense arousal like he'd never felt before.

He didn't just feel strong...he felt Powerful.

Hmmmm.He thought.Maybe it actually works.
He stared down at his organ.

He was shocked to discover that it was  almost ten times its size.

His heart was racing like mad.

"I should've taken his number..."he muttered to himself as he left the bathroom.

Without going into too many details,lets just say he DID shag the living s**t out of Dawn that night.Her screams seemed loud enough to be heard across continents.

There was alot of loud thrashing sounds and violent displacement of furniture coming from their bedroom.

At one point,a neighbor(five houses away)heard Dawn scream,

"JEEEEZUS!!!!"

Then there was silence.

The next morning,Charles woke up to the loud sound of banging coming from the front gate.

His whole body felt like one Gigantic bruise.He felt sticky all over and there was a foul stench in the room.

Who was that at the gate?he frowned as he tried to get off the floor.How he'd gotten there,he had no idea.Everything after drinking the potion was a blur.Like the fragments of a dream.

More banging at the gate.

He could hear voices...distant voices.

As his eyes adjusted to the faint light inside the room,more details came to him.

Even as the migraine returned,he realized he was covered in blood......lots of it.

His heart began to race again.But this time,in terror.

There were blood splatters across the walls,on the bed and even on the bathroom door.

His head was pounding now.

More banging at the gate.

"Oh my God!where's Dawn?"he heard his own voice say.

His eyes focused on an object on the the dresser.

His traumatized mind instantly knew what it was but had difficulty accepting what he was seeing.

.....it was Dawn's head.

LIFE IS A CHOICE MY FRIEND
SO CHOOSE WISELY
ENOUGH SAID.





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