Monday 1 June 2015

MR and MRS


Abbey watches the young girl walk into the sitting room. She has on a short black gown, a belt accentuates her small waist thus emphasizing the flare of her hips.
She has a dazzling smile on her face. Orits offers her a seat, which she takes and crosses her legs exposing some part of her thighs. Abbey nods his head, the girl has beautiful legs.

 At least she looks good Abbey thought. He was doing this for Orits, anything to get her to stop nagging him about being stressed.


   "Can I see your resumè?" Orits asks the girl, who passes her two sheets of papers. Orits hands one over to her husband, who puts on his glasses and begins going through it. She skims through it, noting that the girl had an impressive resume.
    "Kate you worked at four seasons hotel for 8 months?" she asked
     "yes ma'am" Kate responded
      "Why did you leave?" she continued, staring at the girl.
      " I left because it was too far from where I lived, going to work was really stressful" Kate answered
      "Tell us about yourself" Abbey asked

Out of the corner of her eyes, Orits saw her husband paying rapt attention and nodding his head at Kate. ".....I love children, cooking and going on walks. I have worked at two day care centres and I really know working here would be good for me"  Kate ended with a smile.

 Orits barely heard a word Kate said, she had been sizing her up... what she saw, was a beautiful twenty-one year old girl, with perky boobs, a nice figure, arse inclusive and a pretty face... Abbey laughed at something she had said, and Orits smiled.

     She really needs a house keeper / nanny. Having three children under ten years, is the most exhausting thing she had ever done. She barely had time for herself, and was always tired. This had disrupted the alone time she and Abbey always needed.
She wished she could make more time for her husband, and herself. Abbey had finally consented to a live-in maid. So they had registered with an agency, that had sent Kate and she seemed very qualified for the job.
    Orits smiled and dismissed Kate promising to get back to her. "Well she seems very suitable for the job" Abbey said when they were alone.

   "Yea, but she is not getting the job" Orits responded
    "Why? You have been going on and on about having help, so why won't you accept this one we have gotten? She has quite an impressive resume and look at her referees" Abbey said

     "Well I don't doubt that she is suitable, but she is not working in my house" Orits said. Abbey shook his head in confusion, and stood up. "Well it is all up to you love" he said leaving the sitting room.

    Orits shakes her head and smiles "Hmmm... me Oritsegheyi employ a girl that looks like that in my home? Not possible. This is not a matter of trust, because I trust my hubby with my life. But at the same time, I am not stupid. That is a walking talking bag of hormones.

Why would I bring that into my house? as second wife? instead of that, let me drown in chores. I would not dangle a carrot in front of a donkey and wonder why it takes a bite.

Moreover there was something in her eyes I just didn't like. Girls of these days are not smiling, but I would go to the ends of the earth to protect the sanctity of my marriage and peace in my home. How many tales of woe have maids caused?I refuse to be a partaker.

As for my husband, is he completely clueless as to what that girl represents? Never mind that though, I am the eyes and ears of my home. That is one bullet we just dodged.

The search for a maid continues. When I see a suitable one, I would know.... But if anyone of you needs a maid, I could give you her number to contact her. I have no doubt she would render impeccable services..... Hmmm wonder what Abbey would say to a male help, after all, all my kids are male... " She winks at us standing up "Honey. Honey.. I have an idea" she says going into the bedroom.



LIFE IS A CHOICE MY FRIEND
SO CHOOSE WISELY
ENOUGH SAID

48 comments:

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    1. She should get a male help....the one that looks like chris Hemsworth, Tom wellings,idris Elba or that super cute doctor in doc 90210...mark,mat or sumtin.......#singing "it's really hot in here...just take off all ur clothes".......

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  2. Hahahahahhahahahahha! Babes are not smiling. Are the male helps any better

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    1. Loool...the woman aint smiling either...she Jasi, if not she for employ 2nd wife as Nanny keep for her

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  3. U are good, jusy read ur works for the first time. I'm impressed. Nice one

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    1. Haha. Lame much. Abbey already has Kate's vital info. He held her CV, remember?

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    2. Lolz. That's true! I didn't think of that. Hoping Oga wouldn't put a call through

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  5. And y does she wink @ us?...a male maid ain't beta...
    3 tins are involved:

    -If Abbey has gay tendencies, den it's real GOBE...It will be a case of bringing in goats grazing away on grasses and lockin them in a room stored with tubers of yam...

    -Wifey wants adventure with a male maid when hubby goes to work

    -What abt the kids? Male pedophiles exist...

    Well-done Opus!!

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  6. And y does she wink @ us?...a male maid ain't beta...
    3 tins are involved:

    -If Abbey has gay tendencies, den it's real GOBE...It will be a case of bringing in goats grazing away on grasses and lockin them in a room stored with tubers of yam...

    -Wifey wants adventure with a male maid when hubby goes to work

    -What abt the kids? Male pedophiles exist...

    Well-done Opus!!

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  7. Wise woman. She has an eagles eye, girls these days ain't smiling at all.

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  8. Yeah! fast woman, girls aren't smiling. I think she should better learn how to cope than to bring in any house help no matter the sex or age, it is dangerous!

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  9. I love me some Oritsegheyi. Wisdom is profitable to direct.

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  10. Oritsegheyi I guess you read a honest, caring husband when he saw that timing bomb. Probably Hormones came flying out when your husband saw her or the way he listened to her honestly and because you had that gadget of Hormonal misfire you took cover with Family. Boom!!! Abeg U try

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  11. Smart woman but a male help? Hmmmmm orits u could end up breaking the marriage u are trying so hard to protect.

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  12. Get an older nanny that will resume 7 in the morning and close by 7 in the evening that's better than a live in nanny.

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    1. Simple!! A nanny that's 45-50 years old. just perfect. Why the hell would I bring a 21year old bombshell chick into my home as a live in nanny? So she can change my kids' diapers and help my hubby change his boxers too? Loool. Hell nah!

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    2. Haahahhhaaahahaa! @change his boxers too! Funny you

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    3. Yes an older maid and not live in maid is also cheaper and more trustworthy!

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    4. If all else fails they could hire Caitlyn Jenner, male and female and also older. Perfect.

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    5. Hahaahaha. U r funny oo

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    6. Hahaha.. one has to very careful with helps o.. they help to scatter homes.

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  13. Get an older nanny that will resume 7 in the morning and close by 7 in the evening that's better than a live in nanny.

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  14. Lmfao smart woman! She's right male maid or Manny as dey call it in Mordern family.

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  15. D female maid might not bring havoc to her house compared to d wahala d male maid will cause... I smell drama!!!!

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  16. LMFAO......qbeg get an older maid dat will b gud bt watch ur hubby closely o cus girls r nt smilin dis day......

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  18. Opus hw body na......hooe u feelin beta nw

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  19. Opus hw body na......hooe u feelin beta nw

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  20. Smart Orits. lol
    She doesn't have strength to fight with wife num2

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  21. Correct woman! Her head dey deir! No space for devils in d name of housr maid!

    Ebony

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  22. Lol smart woman! B4 person property will turn to anoda person own.

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  23. Me and Mrs Orits are definitely on same page... only difference, I don't trust male helps either. Hell to the no!

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  24. lol she tried. I prefer a nanny that comes everyday. No live in anything.

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  25. Have an older nanny with very much grown up kids. Comes in the morning and closes when I return from work. Perfect!

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  26. Opus, trust you are feeling much better now. Pele o

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  27. Hehehehe! Sharp woman! Prevention is better than cure before she starts sending chronicles to SDK in her dreams. Lol

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    1. Lol. Your head is dere.. Sdkers don flood opus blog. Oriegwu!

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    2. Lol. Your head is dere.. Sdkers don flood opus blog. Oriegwu!

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  28. Nice work. I know how I have missed this blog with all the sickness and wifey banning me from touching any gadget. Una well done o!

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  29. Orits is too smart... But I dont buy d idea of a male maid sha

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  30. hmm..smart woman..hope you aint in for more shocking surprises though..

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  31. Very smart woman indeed. lol.

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