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Friday 16 January 2015

SMALL PE#!S??...REALLY??

Hi guys!me again!I love these little chats we have now and then.....they're  so nice.anyway due to technical issues,my blog has moved to a new platform(blogger).The New address is www.opustjkwrites@blogspot.com.
Anyway, thanks for the emails pings and Facebook messages I honestly had no idea so many people read my stuff.

Well decided to respond to a couple of emails I received in the past week.Now may just add;I AM NOT A RELATIONSHIP EXPERT .I merely just tell it as I see it.All I can offer is MY opinion.Enough said.
That being said,lets jump into our first email.it's actually an interesting story.


Hi Opus, love your blog(wish you'd post more often).Well,I have an interesting story
My name is Cynthia.I'm a  29 year old  makeup artist in Port Harcourt

.Business is very good,thank you very much.
Well, my story actually began about 3 years ago.At the time,I was seeing this guy named Alex.
Alex was a tall, handsome banker.He fell for me from day one.
We went out a couple of Times.

It was nice.I liked him a lot.It was fun being with him.
There was literally never a dull moment with him.The relationship was going well until...I spent a night at his house.

Now before you start judging me,lemme just go on record to say I love sex.and I mean I looooove sex.And when I start liking a guy,sex is one way I show it.That's just how it is.

Well,I spent the night at his place.There was a lot of touching and kissing.Everything was going well and the prospect of mind-blowing sex seemed imminent.



That was before I reached into his boxers.

Let me just go on record(again) and say,it took me awhile to......"find him"
When I eventually..... "found him", I  wasn't sure what I was holding.
"where's the rest of it?" I remember thinking to myself.

I was in such shock that I got off the bed to turn on the lights.What I saw stunned me.


His pe&#$ wasn't small, it was......BARELY THERE!
It looked like the thumb of an 9 year old............,.. a malnourished 9 year old (I'm not joking)

Well,longstory short, we didn't have sex.I told him I wasn't feeling very well.(I mean what else was I suppose to say?I can't work with a small penis.NO WAY!!!)so we just cuddled and slept

The next morning I left his house.I never took his calls again.I deleted him from bbm and blocked his number on Truecaller.(please don't look at me like that)I just couldn't face him.
I knew he really liked me but I couldn't lie to myself.IT JUST WOULDNT WORK!!
I know I seem like a monster but I had to be honest with myself.

That was 3 Years ago,I never saw or heard from Alex again.

Amaka and I have been friends for over a year now.She's a Nice girl.She's like the sister I never had.
She recently got engaged to some guy she's really crazy about(HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS THE SAME ALEX????)
They met in the UK,during her masters.

Now,she's not a fan of premarital sex.Not that she's a virgin or anything but she'd made a personal decision years ago to abstain from sex until  marriage.
Like me,Amaka loves sex and constantly tells me how she likes BIG guys.

When I found out it was the same Alex she was engaged to(she showed me a picture).
,I froze!!

What am I supposed to do??should I tell her??she doesn't know about the history between me and her Husband to-be!

What should I do?she just asked me to be on the bridal train.This Port Harcourt is too small GODFORBID!!!
So what should I do?


 Reply.like I said before,I'm  no expert but I think I should throw this one out there.
What do you guys think?

Life's a choice my friend
So choose wisely
Enough said


                                                     Comments are welcome......
Spammers on the other hand, would be shot, run over with my car, thrown off a cliff,
hung by their toe nails, and made to watch me do the MAKARINA....... in slow motion.
                                                 I'm just saying





31 comments:

  1. she shld advice her to checkout the merchandise before the d-day. to be sure its in working condition. dat way, the choice is hers

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  2. Its her choice to make really.

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    2. tnx for ur comments. pls keep visiting

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    3. If i were you Cynthia, i'd first ask her if she and the dude have discussed about their sex lives. You are not sure if your friend is aware of his small "wee" and ready to love it the way it is. Either ways, it's your friends duty to do her homework well before saying i do. Yes, you can stay celibate till after marriage but you have to find out your husband/wife is sexually ok and active. Its a very compulsory homework to do.

      If your friend did not confirm this and is ready to walk into the marriage, let her be.

      But these people, who have one sex/reproductive issue before marriage and don't share it with their spouse, how do you sleep at night, knowing fully well you lured someone to marry you without 100 % transparency?

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  3. Lol...in my opinion, telling ur friend about the guys Lil J is not a good idea..because it might or might not stop her from going on with the wedding, and you do not wanna be the reason for a breakup cos you might regret it..

    As for joining her bridal train, there's no big deal in doing that, for the fact that you once knew the guy has nothing to do in the present...it didn't work for you guys so what's the big deal!

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    1. Datigbochic..which would you prefer a broken engagement or a broken marriage...I feel telling her (cos she knows her friend's preference) would help her understand what's she is going into..if she cares so much for Alex and feel that's a 'flaw' she can manage,then she continues with the marriage,so she doesn't maybe resent the guy after the marriage...my opinion sha

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  4. It ain't your damm business girl ok. Your done with the guy and move on. so let it be. Let her find out by herself and take her decision.

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  5. I beg to differ. if i were in diz shoes, i will tell her of the past. bcos if d husband to be tells her first, she wld see me as a bad friend, considering dat i knw her preference for well hung men. gud friends dnt watch each oda fall into fire n do nuffin. wen i tell her, den she can choose to stay or leavr

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  6. I get your point sha!!nice one

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  7. Pls pls and pls, tell your friend and let her make the decision to stay or leave, because if she gets married to him and finds out herself, that marriage may likely not last or she ends up cheating on him, u are gonna live with the guilt for the rest of your life. Mbok, make ds churches try review ds no sex b4 marriage thing na, at least dere shud b a testing session, even if na just once. This one na high jump o! #justsaying# . Congrats opus, ur blog is gradually growing. U are a fantastic writer, so am not surprised. Just keep it up.

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    1. Tell her about it and let her make her own decisions, @least u didn't have sex with d guy...


      #abbytohxoft

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    2. Tell her about it and let her make her own decisions, @least u didn't have sex with d guy...


      #abbytohxoft

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    3. Tell her about it and let her make her own decisions, @least u didn't have sex with d guy...


      #abbytohxoft

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  8. Lwkmd....please my dear tell her..she deserves to know... i Always told my husband dt if he ws hell bent on "no sex bfre marriage " i wd v raped him.....please c wat ur getting bfre u evn accpt ENGAGEMENT ...hi Opus...funny name duo,sounds lyk a sea creatures name... luv ur blog..bn declining to comment bt hd to comment on ds write up....

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  9. Poster...face your work oooo..it is none of your business. Btw sex is not Food. She might hv seen his penis and you telling her could ruin everytin. If you really value your friendship, just keep your mouth shut . inugo???

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  10. I wish I understood better to give advice on this but I don't ��.....nywaz I just think he shouldn't b treated dat way n tellin ur friend might lead to her kalin off her engagement which I think is unfair...dis same guy is definately gonna get married some day n if itz gonna b ur friend so b it

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  11. If my friend knows something about my to be husband n does not tell me, if I find out at one point she knew n didnt say anything, she should be prepared for -hell hath no fury.... Tell ur friend jare, if she decides to continue, fine. If its a guy dat saw dat ur p***y h**e is very wide n his good friend is about to walk down d aisle wit u n he knows how his friend loves dem tight, believe me, ur to be hubby will be calling off d wedding rite now. So like Opus I would say- choose wisely, d choice is urs. #My2Cents

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  12. My Take" she is my good friend, and I know she loves sex die, larger sizes as well...
    I would ask her playfully what would happen if she married a guy with a small penis, what would she do? If she says she wdt take it, i would advice she should have a litmus test on husband to be but if she says she doesn't mind I would keep mute.
    Let them be married, if not I wd tell her in the most indirect fashion possible, because some girls would still hear the truth and still be idiats(pardonmyfrench) and go ahead, like the saying" those who the gods wants to kill, they 1st make mad.... I rest my case
    *tick tock

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  13. Biko dear, tell ur friend.

    Pamscrib.blogspot.com

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  14. Hahahaha, Opus I followed this juicy tori from SDK, way to go, dear fellow.

    @ish, speak Now or forever remain silent, lol.

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    1. same here! SDK 2 . i think this blog is interesting! is Amaka's story finished? the unrepentant mistress!

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    2. Hello, thanks for all your comments.
      And NO,
      Amaka's story is a FAR from over.
      Thanks again for stopping by.JAH BLESS!!

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  15. Please tell her jhor... I would av done same...but nicely break the news to her... If it will end ur friendship fine... At least u av done ur part...

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  16. Seriously there are folks dealing with this ish right now..No checking of package before marriage then being disappointed afterwards..I mean is it appropriate to pray for one's hubby to have a larger penis? lol, I mean how does one deal? Had to check the goods before purchase, hard to return after buying.
    Please find a way to tell your girl to check, good friends look out for one another...

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  17. Pls tell her ooo. Truth just like reality is better oo

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  18. Pls tell her ooo. Truth just like reality is better oo

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  19. This is a sensitive matter but one that needs to be discussed. Tell your friend in a most subtle way.

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Comments are welcome......
Spammers on the other hand, would be shot, run over with my car, thrown off a cliff,
hung by their toe nails, and made to watch me do the MAKARINA....... in slow motion.
I'm just saying


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