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Tuesday 20 January 2015

HOW TO MAKE MONEY.with Celestine EgoChoppings









Ello ladies,

I wanna show you how-ra Mek money.

My nems are Celestine Egochoppins of Nnewi local Government Area.I am 40 yers of edgge and I haff money.

Peepul dat knows me from my Pless calls me Ego n'anaghi agwu agwu .
Dey carry my money wit Tipper,not "Gada-must-go".


My company nem is EgoChoppins Nigeria limited exporters and importers of original Spare parts to  UK,America,london and USA.

Pless come and Mek money if you haff warrit-teks!
I want to marry,becuss ah need a woman to chop-ma-money.
Now haff mek d money.From my belle you can know d size of ma money.

I need a God fearing Beb becuss I luff God.I spends for my church everyday.
I pays Tite in Dollars and I giff offering in "Pands Stalin"

Infat! God haff send me to giff you break tru.
I leave schooling by foteen yers of edgge,becuss I haff to mek
dis money.
 I wanna Beb wit sweet "BoBs" and fine "ukwu".





Infat,she muss b Nigerian Beyonsi to chop ma money.
My Beb muss be tall becuss I cannot marry mijet.
she muss haff educated
and muss have masters-in-phd-holder.

She must be beau-rifull. Becuss I cannot born  ug-lee pikins.
She muss be good in bed,becuss me I can mek luff very well.I can go five rands per night.
Infat,i know all d styles and if  I mek luff to a woman .......oh no! she will call her pastor..!

I just need luff and I need a woman to chop ma money.

I cannot send my Pi-jor becuss I am vair-ree  han-sum.


Juss send me ya number and pi-jor and  I will shange ya life.You will shine like  Nku-Cream and you will yellow like Tura.
You will chop ma money  sweat american dollars.


To know more about me biko visit ma internet www.na-meweybornmoney.com

I await ya informations beu-riful bebes!!


You've heard it all.

He is seriously in need of a wife.
Is anyone interested..?????(lol)


Life is a choice my friend
So choose wisely
Enough said.









                                             Comments are welcome......
Spammers on the other hand, would be shot, run over with my car, thrown off a cliff,
hung by their toe nails, and made to watch me do the MAKARINA....... in slow motion.
                                                 I'm just saying

22 comments:

  1. Lolllllzzz.. I just rush open am,tinkin its srz money

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    1. Hahhahahahha...same here..
      Very funny

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    2. Hahhahahahha...same here..
      Very funny

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  2. Mtcheeeww. Not only spammers can be shot and thrown off a cliff. You dig?

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  3. O.M.G this cracked me up big time... i'm in stitches. rotfl. u ra really hilarious fella. pls i need to chop this money o. #mrs egochoppins

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  4. Dude!!!
    Lmao you'll get to Metusela's age with this grammar before you get a wife.

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  5. how come i'm just finding out about this blog. where have u been all this while. your writing is impeccable n u tell stories like an art. u got me glued...
    as for mr. celestine, u should take some of your money to buy brighter grammar. after that we can proceed to chop ya money.lollll

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    1. Lol! Thanks for dropping by.glad you enjoyed it.
      JAH BLESS!!

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    2. Exacttly..opus where have u been
      This is just what I need

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  6. Lol.thank God am not searchin

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  7. Can't believe I just got a Google account just to be able to make comments here.. #fansself#.. kudos to me!

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    1. You are welcome tulips. i see u. thanks for visiting.

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  9. Lol.. woke up to read this. You just started my day

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  10. Hahahaha.... biko goes to ur villages and luks for wife dia. Anofia!

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  11. Lol....very hilarious,Ladipo boys in the act...lol

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  12. He should go to Nnewie will find a buriful lady

    Bolateethole.blogspot.com

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  13. Waoh!
    I came across your blog yesterday and I must say I am hooked already.
    Where have you been all my (blog stalking) life.
    Your style is so natural and engaging. I just have to read all your posts cos they are so funny,interesting and apt.
    Good work!

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Comments are welcome......
Spammers on the other hand, would be shot, run over with my car, thrown off a cliff,
hung by their toe nails, and made to watch me do the MAKARINA....... in slow motion.
I'm just saying


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