Once upon a time there was a young man named Handsome. As his name implied,he was a handsome man to behold.
He was in his thirties and badly wanted to settle down.But he had a problem....too many women in his life.
They literally came in all shapes and sizes.
Tall,short,fat,slim,ugly,beautiful,rich and poor.
He had a hard time choosing which was going to be his wife.
One night,Handsome said a prayer that went like this,
"Dear lord,please bring me a woman that is Perfect for me,all these girls are good but are lacking in certain areas.
Please help me....Amen!
That night, he had a dream.
In his dream,he was driving through a lonely road.
Suddenly,something fell out of the sky and crashed into the ground in front of his car.
He got out of the car and discovered a large crater created by the fallen object.
Inside the crater was a woman.An extremely beautiful woman with wings.
"Oh my God,an angel!!" He gasped as he approached her.
The woman was a little disoriented but otherwise okay.
"Where did you come from?"He asked.
She turned to him and with a perfect smile said,
"I was sent from heaven for you"
He felt his heart racing.
Could it be?Could this be the woman of his dreams?He pondered.
For she was perfect in stature and had the voice of a sweet melody.
He was so excited.
Surely,his prayers had been answered.He thought.
Then a thought occurred to him.
"But you're an angel right?"
"Yes....",she said.Rising to her feet.
"....You are to be my husband, and I your wife....In all ways I was crafted to your specifications...Come to me my love..."She said as she approached him.
He took a step back.
"I can't marry an angel...that's just wrong...."he said.
".....I mean...you're supposed to be holy and stuff right?....how can I be with a woman like that?Besides I can't marry a woman that is too holy....I want a bit of a bad girl....with the fear of God"
"So none of your girls is a bad girl?"The woman asked curiously.
"Well....Ada is too much of a bad girl,she's scary abeg, Bola is too much of a good girl,....Eso is broke,....Amaka is too arrogant because she thinks she has too much money and Tonia...."
"Shut up!!!"The woman commanded,silencing him instantly.
Her wings expanded.
"Will you be my husband or not.....??? she thundered.
He paused for a long time and then shook his head.
The woman smiled at him and said,
"Nobody is perfect"
Then in an instant, she was gone.Leaving him alone on the quiet road.
That's when he woke up.
"What does this mean?" he whispered into an empty room.
When it comes to relationships/marriage, humans are naturally flawed and would never meet all your expectations and specifications.
Even if an Angel fell from the sky today with the perfect looks and personality,there would still be a reason/excuse not to be with him/her.
You are not perfect, and expecting your spouse to be is unfair and would only leave you constantly dissatisfied.
I'm not saying one should settle for less, I'm just saying....Nobody is perfect.
LIFE IS A CHOICE MY FRIEND
SO CHOOSE WISELY
ENOUGH SAID
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Wednesday 5 August 2015
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I don't know why People like me exist in the world... .Perhaps we are nature's way of striking a balance between normal and F**kup. ...
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Good morning, guys. I am really sorry to have been M.I.A. I have been ill for a couple of days now, but you all have been in my mind the w...
Yeah nobody is perfect. We all have our flaws and all. I don't expect my hubby to be perfect and he's not. But I thank God for the man he gave to me.
ReplyDeleteIndeed no one is perfect.
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Its better to be real with your flaws than fake perfection. That doesn't mean you should use that as an excuse to be a jacka** or a b*tch though .
DeleteTrue that Tamia. Now I no send
DeleteNo one is perfect, but our imperfections complement each other and forms a perfect one.
DeleteA real woman ain't perfect and perfect women aren't real.
ReplyDeleteTrue talk Nma.
Delete#word
ReplyDeleteWell am perfect #shines teeth#
ReplyDeleteIn the nick of time.
DeleteWhew.
I can see perfection even from here written all over you ,dear Bbb!
DeleteYes you are, perfectly wrong. Lmao.
Deletelol @Perfectly wrong
DeleteOpus, are you a magician. This is exactly what I'm going yhrough at the moment. My husband is not perfect and I don't expect him to be. But he wants me to be all shares of perfect.and most time his wishes are contracdictory. He doesn't want a successful career woman but at the same he want a woman that will provide money to run the house including paying sch fees when he's not in a position to do so. He doesn't want a woman that is sexially experienced but he want a woman that will satisfy him very well in bed. How do you reconcile that? Anyway I no send anybody. I'm not perfect and I'm not going to pretend to be. God will help us.
ReplyDeleteHmmm.
DeleteI can relate up to a certain level.
Some people are just impossible to please. If you cut out your heart and serve it to them on a silver platter. You'll get responses like "what happened to the gold platter? Has it finished?" or "how come u cut the veins so jagged on one side?" "i cant see the arteries very well"
Delete@Everly, copy and paste this story on where he can see it!
DeleteEverly, I guess our hubbys are twins then. Thick skin my dear lol
DeleteI am near perfect, don't get me wrong.....I know * shines teeth*, but truth is I am not. There was a time I was expecting my wife to be perfect, a timely message while driving home one night made me realize my errors and that she is still the most beautiful woman in the world.
Delete@Sir Iyke - thanks jare. I think I will. He needs to stop bcos it causes unnecesary friction.
Delete@JSBunny Lol. Oh ok I'm not the only one? Alright. Let me be managing.
@Everly and Bunny, follow Iyke's advice, with patience and persistence, he will change. Don't whine or nag in the whole matter,rise above anger and tantrums.
DeleteBeing perfect in your imperfection.
ReplyDeleteJust one question....
DeleteAre you the same sunshine 'we' know?
Captain's Boo?
That makes it two questions.
Fyn Ijebu Chic, u don reach here too?
Delete@ Fyn Ijebu Chic, No to the two questions.
DeleteThis is fact. No one is perfect but imperfect flesh makes us see the straw in another person's eyes while ignoring the rafta in our own eyes.
ReplyDeleteNobody is perfect
ReplyDeleteI am perfect
Nobody is perfect
I am perfect
What am I even saying? But somehow,somewhere there's this perfect person out there....just that it could take like forever to find him/her.
Osiebe, what happens when you are married before you find this perfect person?
DeleteSomeone that you can be yourself with, laugh so hard, play with, bare it all to, throw tantrums at, be at peace with...Your soulmate!
It's awesome when it's mutual.
The ideal & morally acceptable thing is to severe such a friendship, right?...& pine for him/her.
Life is unfair!
Hawt Mrs, then u leave ur suppose spouse and follow Mr perfect. By the time Mr perfect shows u his real colours, u'll go back to Mr imperfect and by then, it might be too late
DeleteThe grass is always greener on the other side.....finally na wash!
DeleteHawt mrs, there shouldn't be a point looking for a "mr perfect" when you have already tied the knot. The search should be before that.
DeleteJasmine,
DeleteThat is so Bollywood OT.
He has to have a dark side, right?
Lol.
Osiebe, what if you weren't searching?
Hawt Mrs, I don't want to even think about it oo. He better come now Dat I'm still single, and not wen I'm married. See temptation oo.
Delete@Hawty, I perfectly understand what you are trying to say. I had someone like that in my life, risk is that it could turn your head.
DeleteGod bless you, Chuks.
DeleteWe had to severe the bond.
Next story, pls.
Yea no one is perfect we all have our flaws and that is what makes us who we are.
ReplyDeleteWhere's my comment?
ReplyDeleteOpus yaff swallowed it. Lol
DeleteNobody is perfect...yeS
ReplyDeleteYea, no one is perfect, not even we our selves, we can only pray for the best.
ReplyDeleteI've been too choosy waiting for Mr perfect. Alas, he's nowhere to be found. I'm sure Opus and Ivy had me in mind while writing this. But I can't settle for less. I just want a very good bad boy #covers eyes
ReplyDeleteBut don't go and turn to aunty gwez later o
DeleteNgwanu! Just de wait, he will come, but no turn 45 before it happens o! Look for a cool, cute and kind guy without quick temper, we rock, we are close to perfection because we are well groomed near perfect gentlemen.
DeleteMr Handsome, you should wait until you turn to skeleton before you can see a perfect woman! You should have rushed the perfect Angel that you saw in the dream!
ReplyDeleteMr Opus, your diversity is always on point! You 've got no rival when it comes to writing! oriyin wa nbe!
ReplyDeleteIyke you no try o! So na only Pamela notice say I no dey abi? I go soon unfriend you.
DeleteMaybe na me miss u pass. Lol.
Delete*Igwe*Chucks, i take my wife beg you, please no vex 4 me,my head full no be small! Pam na my sista na hin makeam ask on my behalf!
DeleteLol! @Pam dear, that's why you are my favorite. @Iyke, you sure say you love your wife? Lol! Becos I go collect o.
DeleteI no dey wen he dey beg u with his wife oo. Lol
DeleteWord!
ReplyDeleteLol! Why is he scared to marry an Angel? Nobody is perfect. Nice one @ Opus. I love that.
ReplyDeleteHe can't handle an angel.
DeleteAngels are sooo perfect it's unnerving. Just like those houses that are never dirty. The flaws make life interesting. The dirt makes one appreciate the clean the more.. u get the drift?
Deletehmmmm....indeed nobody is perfect, not even we dat is lukin 4 Mr or Mrs PERFECT!!! Thanks opus 4 dis
ReplyDeleteOnly God is perfect. No human being is perfect..... Well done Opus.
ReplyDeleteSo true. But even if we know it, people still expect perfection. Go figure!
ReplyDeleteExactly...
DeleteHaving a bad day....i need a story,just anything to cheer me up.
ReplyDeleteSorry darl, take a bear hug hun. Whatever it is, don't allow it weigh u down luv.
DeleteI hope you are feeling better now? Don't allow anything take away your happiness.
DeleteThanks a lot I feel so much better now
DeleteThe truth is none of us are easy to date,deal with or please all the time. We have our vices, attitudes and ways of doing things that makes us who we are. You won't like everything about somebody, it's impossible. This is life, and it isn't about finding the perfect person,it isn't about living some fairy tale; it's about finding something you're willing to work for, with somebody who's willing to work with you,that simple. Find somebody who has a heart for you and never stop fighting for them. Doesn't mean you should settle for less.
ReplyDeletelooking at married couple is like looking at trees while traveling in a fast moving car, all the tress seems to standing erect, but when you get down you will notice that there are some bended trees in the bush!
DeleteWise words! That's why you are my man.
DeleteDede...
DeleteValid!
Delete@Iyke
We can only strive for perfection.
ReplyDeleteBut we can't achieve it in this present world condition!
DeleteLol, that's why he said strive; not that it can be really achieved
DeleteTruly nobody is perfect.but when d good side outnumbers d badside,then at least there is a balance.
ReplyDeleteNice Opus! No one is perfect except God.
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Dear Opus and Ivy. Thank you for all your wonderful stories. Much appreciated. That being said, please post something today, girls are shivering as though being dried out after being happily addicted to certain "class A" drugs. Abeg na! Na beg I de beg! Even if na news, please post something before I break the refresh icon on my screen. God bless you. Love Lala
ReplyDeleteLoool.
DeleteYou know this, Lala!
Do the needful, OpusIvy.
Lol. Opus we are waiting.
DeleteRotfl!!! I thought I was the only one refreshing like crazy!!! Even in the middle of the night! Opus, don't you dare make us go cold turkey! Haba!
DeleteOpus, I no wan use my ancestors beg you, e don do nah! Ivy, bikonu no vex, make una post something.
DeleteSo true Opus, no one is perfect, but we perfect each other through our inspections. Biko when is d next episode of rise of the clans coming out o??! And this is my first time commenting on this blog.
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